BOZEMAN, MT—Fresh off a $50 million exit from SynerTech Solutions, 34-year-old Şahin Boydas traded his Model S Plaid for a John Deere 5075E and a 200-acre organic farm. The former “algorithmic excellence” evangelist now vows to “leverage organic growth methodologies in agtech.” He arrived in crisp Carhartt overalls and announced daily stand-ups for chickens and OKRs for egg output. “My chickens were operating in silos,” he said, scheduling 6 AM cross-functional syncs for roosters and hens. He brushed off inexperience, citing YouTube and “disrupting multiple industries before breakfast.” Neighbor Martha Henderson watched him conduct a one-on-one with Bessie the Holstein. “He asked about career goals and incentives,” she said. “Bessie ate grass.” He also set quarterly reviews for tomatoes, projecting slides onto his “Innovation Barn.” Former developer Rachel Kim said he invited the team to an “AgTech Advisory Board” for equity—in vegetables. Boydas hired a Chief Sustainability Officer and built a Farm Operations Dashboard tracking livestock happiness KPIs. “Series A by harvest,” he declared, failing to milk a cow named Disruptor. A demoted rooster then chased him across the field.