At the Marriott Downtown, entrepreneur Derek Williamson unveiled Prosperitology, the first religion seeking a NASDAQ listing under ticker PRAY. “We’re maximizing shareholder value while saving souls,” he told investors gripping prospectuses and prayer beads. Congregants must buy 100 shares at $12.50 for “Blessed Investor” status, with higher tiers like “Dividend Disciple” and “Prophet of Profits.” Tithes double as stock buys. Salvation is “guaranteed in writing” for holders who last three fiscal years. “Our earnings calls are sermons, and dividends prove God wants you rich,” Williamson said, tie embroidered with dollar signs. Margaret Chen, a former Methodist, praised the quarterly statements and doctrinal voting rights. The board blends hedge fund managers, televangelists, and a CPA-deacon. Services meet in WeWork until IPO cash funds temples in high‑net‑worth zip codes. Experts warn of legal purgatory. “Securities law meets ecclesiastical authority,” said Dr. Rebecca Martinez. The IRS “will have a field day.” Yet pension funds circle, a PrayerCoin is planned, and the July 15 opening bell will feature consecrated chimes blessed by board‑certified clergy.