LOS ANGELES—David Dobrik’s fitness pivot is now a production hazard. The 29-year-old vlogger has reportedly crushed seventeen cameras this month, including a $3,000 RED he powdered while praising protein shakes. He’s hired a team of “muscle wranglers” to keep his gains from treating filming like demolition day. “I was just showing my pump, then there was camera shrapnel,” Dobrik said, arms wrapped in industrial foam. He claims he also vaporized a backup, his phone, and a drone fifteen feet away. A sports physiologist says his biceps show “involuntary crushing reflexes,” reacting to recording equipment like a Venus flytrap. Estimated force: 2,000 PSI. The wrangling team, led by former circus strongman “Gentle” Gary Mountainheart, treats each arm as separate. “Left is Crusher, right is Demolition Dave. Jazz calms one. Death metal enrages the other.” Dobrik now films via mirrors and periscopes from fifty feet. “Subscribers love the chaos,” he said through a protective mask. Vlog Squad members serve as human shields, with three in PT after a high-five launch. Engineers are testing “Dobrik-proof” cameras. Early results: confetti.