BOSTON, MA — Sen. Elizabeth Warren went live on Twitch Tuesday as “PolicyPogSenator,” opening with a two-hour Fortnite stream and a slide deck. Viewers watched her land at Mega City, then propose a 2% annual wealth tax on legendary loot. She argued that hoarded gold bars and mythic rifles “distort the lobby.” Her mod team linked a 41-page white paper between emote spam and drop pings. Mid-match, Warren live-fact-checked chat while building a brick ramp. “No, Kyle_720, it’s not socialism to tax five stacked shield pots,” she said, tagging sources on-screen. She offered a calculator: enter inventory, get assessed value. One viewer lost a purple SCAR to a compliance repossession bot named Audit-Llama. “We’re not punishing success,” Warren explained, sipping GFuel. “We’re asking cracked players to pay their fair share in mats.” Then she clutched a Victory Royale with a tax-deductible hammer swing. After the win, Warren unveiled enforcement: a 1099-LOOT form for every chest opened. Stream alerts flashed “New sub: BezosPrime420,” immediately audited. She promised cross-play coordination with the IRS and Epic’s Item Shop. “If you can afford the Naruto bundle, you can fund the reboot van,” she said, before imposing a storm surge surcharge on camping.