PALO ALTO, CA — Elon Musk has allegedly escalated his GPU quest into rom-com territory, staging a candlelit dinner for Nvidia’s Jensen Huang at the exact Denny’s booth where Nvidia was founded. The Tesla and xAI chief arrived early with battery candles, rose petals, and a violinist. He’d previously sent a bouquet of circuit boards spelling “GPU” and a note: “You complete my neural networks.” Staff declined to dim the fluorescent lights. “This is Denny’s,” the manager said. Witnesses say Huang looked trapped for three hours while Musk fed him Grand Slam pancakes and whispered xAI cluster specs. “He kept saying, ‘OpenAI doesn’t understand you,’” said diner Margaret Chen. Musk unveiled a deck titled “Why We’re Meant to Compute Together,” featuring heart-shaped bullet points, a chip-allocation comparison chart, and both men’s faces photoshopped onto dancing robots. Analysts called it classic desperate B2B courtship. Huang reportedly changed his number. The night ended with Musk serenading “GPU priority, that’s what I need” to a Four Tops tune before refusing to leave the booth. Security intervened. Sources say he’s now flash-mobbing AMD’s Lisa Su. Odds remain suboptimal.