SEATTLE, WA — A drunken interdimensional scientist has become Twitch’s top educator by vaporizing entire civilizations live. Rick Sanchez’s accidental stream now rules Science & Tech, with 47 million followers insisting his genocides are “next-level CGI.” The 70-year-old started broadcasting after Morty hit “portal gun mode,” then kept going because the donations and dimensional screaming were “good background noise.” “I’m literally burping while erasing the Galactic Federation,” Sanchez slurred Tuesday, chugging something between vodka and plutonium. “If these mouth-breathers pay for ‘fake’ portal tech, who am I to stop them?” Moments later, a $500 dono requested “the alien explode thing,” and Rick obliged by exterminating sentient crystals while lecturing on rift mechanics. Twitch CEO Amanda Chen, speaking from a $2.3 billion HQ with a 17-dimension cafeteria, called it “transformative STEM outreach” and asked who’s to say what’s real. MIT physicist Dr. Sarah Martinez joined to debunk him, then learned her universe runs on Rick’s garage PC. Meanwhile, his “Definitely Fake Portal Guns” are Amazon’s most returned item for “working too well.” Twitch stock is up 847%. Please ignore the basement screaming.