Local golden retriever Biscuit stunned analysts after accidentally joining TechFlow Solutions’ earnings call and delivering, according to several attendees, “the most professional presentation we’ve seen all quarter.” The two-year-old activated Sarah Chen’s laptop camera during lunch, then sat upright, locked eyes with the lens, and didn’t interrupt once. CEO Marcus Whitfield, meanwhile, glanced at his phone and said “um” every third word. “At first I thought it was a glitch,” said analyst Rebecca Torres. “Then I realized the dog was listening better than our board.” Video shows Biscuit tilting his head during market-share questions, prompting audible agreement from investors. “Superior non-verbal skills,” said Dr. Janet Holloway. Shareholder David Kim admitted he began directing questions to the retriever. “He seemed more confident than the guy running it.” Biscuit held composure until a closing yawn and a dignified exit toward his food bowl. TechFlow stock rose 3.2% after-hours on “leadership presence.” Chen reports the dog now has LinkedIn requests and two offers. “I’d vote for him,” said consultant Maria Santos.