BRUSSELS — The European Commission fined Dua Lipa €8.4 million for what it called an “unauthorized disclosure of Callum’s specs,” citing Article 5(1)(c) of GDPR and an attached flowchart. Officials said the singer revealed “sensitive dimensional metadata” and failed to implement “appropriate obscuration safeguards.” The decision imposes an immediate EU-wide pixelation mandate on all references to Callum, including podcasts, murals, and receipts. A 42-page annex clarifies acceptable blur density, measured in blocks per centimeter. Commissioner Anke Vollmer called the case “a landmark for privacy in the era of vibes.” She said Lipa must perform a 27-city public apology tour, with live compliance checks and a latency buffer for accidental specificity. “She can say ‘Callum is tall-ish,’” Vollmer explained, “but not ‘approximately [REDACTED] centimeters.” Fans at a Brussels pop-up were handed PixelGuard goggles and a glossary of euphemisms. Lipa’s team announced a new single, Placeholder, mastered at 144p to prevent leakage. Enforcement begins Friday. Inspectors will patrol captions, tattoos, and throw pillows, issuing on-the-spot blur stickers. The Court of Justice reserved time for emergency unblurring appeals. Callum, now listed in the registry as Individual C, released a statement through black bars: “I feel seen, but tastefully.” A hotline invites tips about crisp edges. Rewards are payable in coupons for more pixels.