WASHINGTON — President Trump unveiled a $2.3 billion deportation of the Johannesburg-based Pietersen family, who overstayed their tourist visa by three days after a missed connection in Atlanta. Forty-seven Gulfstream G650s, gilded with TRUMP DEPORTATION FORCE, will carry the operation, dubbed The Great Reset. A 16-hour Truth Social livestream will feature Trump commentary and cabinet cameos. Officials called it the most efficient use of taxpayer money in modern history. Twenty-three jets will fly as escorts. The other 24 handle catering, media, and what the Press Secretary called “psychological warfare through overwhelming displays of American air superiority.” Trump promised “the most beautiful deportation in the history of deportations.” Margaretha Pietersen, 34, cried while fitted for a custom jumpsuit. “We just wanted to see the Grand Canyon.” An expert pegged costs at $575 million per family member, or $47 trillion annually if scaled. “You can’t put a price on sending a message.” Merch drops at takeoff: $89 caps, $450 jackets, $1,200 model planes “with real gold.” Preorders hit $12 million to fund “Operation Visa Vigilance.” As 8-year-old Annika hugged her rediscovered stuffed elephant, her father sighed, “At least we’re flying first class,” while 46 escort jets roared awake.