Local woman Sarah Martinez spent Sunday draped on her couch, lamenting an “absolutely impossible” Saturday she built herself by RSVPing yes to everything. The 32-year-old marketing coordinator stared at her phone like it had betrayed her. Her lineup: three birthday parties, two book clubs, a 9 AM hot yoga, and a “quick coffee” that mutated into a three-hour, mimosa-heavy brunch. “I don’t understand how this keeps happening,” Martinez said, scrolling her calendar like it was fate. By midweek she’d decided a 2 PM surprise party, a 4 PM barbecue, and a 7 PM wine-and-cheese were “actually pretty efficient since they’re all birthdays.” She also agreed to “Wine & Wisdom” on Educated at 11 AM and “Literary Ladies” on The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo at 6 PM, planning to skim Wikipedia between events. Her instructor, Moonbeam Patel, confirmed she spent hot yoga checking time-management apps. Friend Jennifer Walsh sighed. “She does this monthly. Then sprints like a caffeinated squirrel.” By Sunday night, Martinez vowed to be selective—while texting “Count me in!” to three new invites.