ANKARA — A stray autocorrect crowned Eskişehir accountant Şahin Boydas Turkey’s newest superhero, “Falcon Boyhood,” after a tax TikTok mislabeled him. The 34-year-old now fields streaming calls and fan theories about his “civilian disguise.” “I thought they loved depreciation schedules,” he said from his office above a döner shop. Then someone asked him to teach a “falcon-dive” onto corrupt politicians. The clip hit 12.8 million views. Paramount+ rushed in with a seven-figure deal for Falcon Boyhood: Guardian of Anatolia. Executives quizzed him on aerial stunts. Boydas, who gets dizzy on step ladders, insisted he’s an accountant. They praised his “humble everyman angle” and “commitment to staying in character.” Eskişehir’s mayor declared June 21 “Falcon Boyhood Day” and commissioned a bronze statue of what she imagines his costume looks like, citing his “ability to calculate flight trajectories.” Walking tours now include his bakery and lunch bench. Fans demand miracles; Hollywood demands takeoff. A child asked him to fly to a hospital window. Netflix announced The Accountant Who Could Fly. Aviation authorities clarified there are no superhero flight plans, and vigilante justice remains illegal, aerial or otherwise.