NEW YORK — Conan O’Brien has declared squatter’s rights over NBC’s Studio 6B, insisting the network abandoned The Tonight Show and he now owns it by adverse possession. He’s lived there three months on craft services scraps, filed papers in Housing Court, and fortified the set with a cardboard desk, string-and-can intercom, and a hand-painted sign: “Conan’s Tonight Show: The Revenge Tour.” He says Harvard taught him a loophole about entertainment abandonment and wanting something back. “I’ve been here since April 15,” O’Brien said, tapping a Tonight Show mug atop stacked pizza boxes. “I changed the locks—jammed them with gum—and made improvements. The green room blanket fort is architecturally stunning.” Security guard Miguel Santos brings him sandwiches and swears the 6'4" host blends into the lighting rigs. At 11:35, Conan performs for janitors and one dozing intern: self‑deprecation, string dancing, and hair plotting sentience. An entertainment lawyer calls it the oddest adverse possession since a guy “owned” Disney by living in Pirates. Conan streams to his assistant and two baffled pages, with a desk lamp named Andy Richter. NBC might let him keep 6B; his three-month run beats half their primetime.