HOLLYWOOD — Sabrina Carpenter announced she will legally change her height from 5'0" to 6'2" on all documents, citing her album “Short n’ Sweet” as career-damaging false advertising. She spoke outside the L.A. County Clerk’s office atop a custom platform measuring exactly 6'2". “I’ve been living a lie,” she said, raising a too-tall mic. “Winning those Grammys was basically admitting, under oath, that I’m short.” Constitutional lawyers called the case uncharted. “Name and gender markers, yes. Height, unclear,” said Margaret Fieldstone. Carpenter’s team claims height is personal determination protected by the First Amendment. They cite the album’s success as artistic expression, not biology. Aunt Nancy Cartwright cheered: “If Bart Simpson can stay 10 forever, Sabrina can be whatever height she wants.” Fashion brands reportedly reached out, pending the verdict. Her filing under the “Artistic Identity Protection Act” includes affidavits from three tape measures and a trainer attesting to a “6'2" spiritual essence.” A hearing is set, requiring her to change a light bulb solo and reach a grocery top shelf. She plans to reissue “Short n’ Sweet” as “Tall n’ Bitter.”