Elon Musk unveiled the America Party at Tesla’s Austin Gigafactory, naming Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl his 2028 presidential nominee. He spoke from a podium shaped like a guitar amp while Grohl played “My Hero” with lyrics about fiscal responsibility and space. “He’s loud, authentic, and not accused of collusion or crypto schemes,” Musk said, as employees lured by free lunch squinted at the setlist. Grohl, in a “Make Politics Rock Again” shirt, admitted confusion. “I thought it was a kid’s birthday gig. Then he mentioned cabinet posts. I’ve been in the Hall of Fame twice—how hard can a country be?” Donald Trump erupted on Truth Social, calling Grohl a “washed-up drummer” and Musk a “failing rocket man.” At 3 AM he posted, “Dave Grohl? Dave TROLL! Only I can make America great. No funding for garage-band politics!” Analysts flagged the platform: a Department of Rock and Roll, drum solos before Congress, and a mandatory “coolness test.” Healthcare: “Turn it up to 11.” Foreign policy: Foo Fighters tracklist. The first rally hits Madison Square Garden, with Grohl’s policy concert and Musk’s interpretive dance amid rocket demos.