BURBANK, CA — Netflix scrapped Tim Robinson’s third special hours after taping, citing a 45-minute monologue defending “completely reasonable behavior.” Titled “Actually, That’s Pretty Standard,” it featured Robinson alone, calmly insisting his I Think You Should Leave scenarios are “totally normal human reactions.” He opened with 12 minutes on why raging at a fallen hot dog is “basic human psychology,” adding that dissenters are “lying to seem cool.” “He kept saying, ‘Come on, we’ve all been there,’ about things none of us have done,” said attendee Janet Kowalski. “When he claimed it’s reasonable to assume your barber went to parties, people looked around like, is this guy okay? He truly believes buying 50 hamburgers from embarrassment is relatable.” Netflix exec Sarah Chen called an emergency meeting after Robinson, making intense eye contact, asked, “You know what I’m talking about, right?” then defended screaming at a teen at Spencer’s about skeleton merch. The finale was a teary 15-minute plea for adults wearing extremely small shirts. “What’s so weird about anything I do?” he asked. Robinson later doubled down by email: hot dog anger is normal, and fedoras with safari flaps are acceptable daily wear.