MrBeast announced he’s giving away a fully operational Death Star to one random subscriber, unveiled in a 47-minute video titled “I Built a REAL Death Star and You Could Win It!! (NOT CLICKBAIT).” He claimed it cost $847 billion and includes a user manual. “All you have to do is subscribe, hit the bell, and comment your favorite planet,” he said, adding it’s “totally safe,” despite some “galaxy domination” fine print. World leaders rushed to create YouTube accounts. Macron demanded upload notifications. Kremlin sources say Putin is bingeing MrBeast to study “American digital warfare.” The U.N. called an emergency session, then delayed it because the Secretary‑General couldn’t find post notifications. NASA chief Bill Nelson called it “the most significant space development since the moon landing, and also the most terrifying,” asking how a 27-year-old “out-engineered the Empire.” He suggested “maybe start with a space hotel.” There are 2.8 billion entries. Comments debate which planet to vaporize. “Mars kinda sus ngl,” wrote one. Flat-Earthers promised to nuke the “Hollywood set.” MrBeast stayed upbeat: “It’s the ultimate stimulus package, just with more potential for planetary annihilation.”