HELSINKI, FINLAND — Supercell announced “immersive monetization” today, mailing sealed, padlocked loot crates to Brawl Stars players worldwide. Each steel box weighs 42 pounds and arrives during Season 27: Neon Knockout. A laminated card reads, “Unlock epic value.” The only hint inside is a rattling sound and a QR code. Players report crates appear without warning at 3:07 a.m., stamped with serial numbers and a countdown timer. Customer support calls exploded by noon. “We told fans we’d bring the store to them,” said product lead Mira Koskinen, while wearing a hard hat. “Now the store is literally on their porch.” FedEx announced “Key-as-a-Service,” offering a universal key for $19.99 per delivery. “This key opens the crate and, conveniently, your front door,” said FedEx VP Carl Donnelly. A premium $49.99 “Mega Key” promises faster unlocking, optional doorstep confetti, and a 0.2% chance of a mythical unlock called Rent Extension. By evening, neighborhoods sounded like medieval sieges. Players chained crates to trees to prevent “porch PvP.” Supercell pushed a hotfix that spawned a second crate if the first was returned. FedEx began selling monthly key passes, plus a $9.99 “Key Skin” that makes your lock jingle louder. Officials advised residents to stop opening their own homes with loot keys. “Or at least roll for a better door,” authorities added.