CUPERTINO, CA — NexaTech Solutions admitted a “clerical error of unprecedented proportions” after accidentally hiring comedian Larry David as lead developer. HR confused him with a Portland Python pro named Lawrence Davidson, citing “Larry D.” and references calling his work “pretty, pretty good.” David arrived in a wrinkled polo, glared at the kombucha tap, and has answered every bug report with variants of “Pretty, pretty good,” while posting passive-aggressive Slack missives. Leaked screenshots show contributions like, “Oh, so NOW we’re worried about memory leaks?” and “Are we coding or playing elaborate word association?” He spent a sprint ranting that pair programming is like sharing a taxi with a stranger who insists on the scenic route. In a critical review, he submitted a pull request consisting only of questions about colleagues’ life choices. “CamelCase table names? What’s next, Comic Sans for errors?” sighed project manager Sarah Kim. Despite chaos, productivity rose as devs rush to avoid his reviews. “Why would anyone write code like this?” became a quality rallying cry, said CEO Margaret Foster. NexaTech offered David “developer relations,” mostly to keep him away from keyboards. David: “Temp_thing_2? You’re kidding.”