Elon Musk ended his political bromance with Donald Trump in a 47-tweet thread on X. It opened with “Donald, we need to talk” and closed with “I’m keeping the satellites.” The split reportedly stemmed from Mars funding and Trump’s refusal to swap the presidential limo for a Cybertruck. “The Beast looks Stone Age,” Musk argued. “I’m not riding in an angular toaster,” Trump shot back. Tensions peaked at Mar-a-Lago after a PowerPoint titled “Bulletproof AND Sustainable.” Trump countered within hours, unveiling TRUTH Motors at Bedminster beside a golf cart labeled “TRUTH.” “Elon thinks he’s the only one who can make electric cars? Wrong,” he said. “Ours won’t explode or drive into trees.” Experts noted the prototype was a modified Club Car with a welded chrome exhaust, despite being fully electric. Hashtags #TeamElon, #TeamTrump, and #CybertruckGate trended. Musk updated his bio to “It’s complicated.” Analysts framed it as a tech-political divorce: Who gets the GOP’s crypto policy and space? Musk promised “MARS OR BUST” rockets. Trump vowed an Ohio factory with “thousands and thousands” of jobs. Betting markets set odds on a reconciliation by Iowa.