Y Combinator president Garry Tan was hospitalized after a Demo Day meltdown. Four hours in, the 49th consecutive startup pitched “Cursor for [industry],” and he reportedly lost the ability to distinguish companies or form sentences. Witnesses say he stared at the stage as CursorChef, CursorTax, and CursorPet blurred into one endless tab completion. “At first he was fine,” said Sarah Martinez of Andreessen Horowitz. “But by CursorLaw and CursorFitness, his eye twitched. When CursorCursor—Cursor for building Cursor products—pitched, he rocked and muttered ‘tab completion.’” He scribbled identical term sheets for CursorDental, CursorGardening, and CursorWedding. “He asked founders if they’d considered pivoting to a different keystroke,” said VC James Chen. During CursorSleep, he stood, screamed “WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS EVEN MEAN?” and collapsed. Doctors diagnosed acute product differentiation paralysis. Dr. Rebecca Walsh said he could only speak in autocomplete. “He said ‘feeling.bad = true’ and tried Ctrl+S on his chest.” Demo Day stopped at CursorCrypto as Tan wept, begging for a startup that does one specific thing well.