AI music startup Suno bought browser DAW WavTool just three days after country singer Tony Justice sued over a suspiciously familiar track. CEO Mikey Shulman called the timing "purely coincidental, like suddenly soundproofing your garage after your kid gets drums." Suno says it’s a strategic boost for creators and absolutely not panic shopping. Justice alleges Suno’s AI made "Truckin' Down the Interstate of Dreams," which mirrors his 2019 "Highway to My Heart." His lawyer says both share the same chord progression, melody, and oddly specific lyrics about Earl, a Peterbilt, and trust issues. “This was planned months ago,” insisted spokesperson Jennifer Walsh, palming a legal pad. WavTool’s stem separation and editing tools that could theoretically, you know, modify things are “completely unrelated.” So are new roles for Audio Forensics Specialists and Digital Fingerprint Removal Technicians. Analysts called it brilliant or hilariously transparent. “It’s Googling red wine fixes beside a spilled Merlot,” said Dr. Sarah Chen. WavTool’s founder says Suno asked if banjos could sound less banjo-y. Legal experts predict Suno’s next acquisition: a law firm, then witness protection.