HAWTHORNE, CA — In his hunt for Nvidia’s H100s, Elon Musk escalated from burgers to betrothal. Tuesday at SpaceX, he staged a full proposal, brandishing a diamond-encrusted GPU and a quavering plea for “exclusive access to your silicon.” It capped weeks of wooing: a Gigafactory screening of The Notebook, a Bay Area balloon ride with whispered “GPU”s, and a mariachi “My Heart Will Go On” rewritten for parallel processing. “At first, it was just Elon being Elon,” said one Nvidia exec. “Then he wore a tux to our earnings call with a bouquet of ethernet cables.” The skywriting “WILL U GIVE ME GPUS?” over Santa Clara sealed it. The proposal drew 200 SpaceX staff told it was a supply-chain all-hands. Musk descended from a Falcon 9 mockup, cape glittering, as the Four Tops blared. He knelt and unveiled the jewel-studded “H100.” “Jensen, you complete my neural networks,” he vowed. Huang, moved, declined. “We keep options open. Also, that’s a rhinestoned RTX 3060.” Musk was later spotted outside AMD with a boombox, regrouping loudly.