SPRING, Texas — Simone Biles unveiled her “Spatial Awareness Recovery Center,” a clinic curing twisties with what she calls “controlled disorientation therapy.” It sits beside her World Champions Centre and features blindfolded trampoline sessions and competitive dizzy bat tournaments. “Athletes aren’t losing awareness,” Biles said, mid–standing backflip. “They’re addicted to it. We scramble your senses until you develop ‘chaos immunity.’” Instructors blast carnival music at shifting speeds and shout conflicting commands for 45 minutes straight. Head of “Therapeutic Confusion” Dr. Margaret Spinworth claims early success. “A high jumper who couldn’t tell up from down now prefers not knowing,” she said. “He set a PR running backward with his eyes closed.” The “Biles Bewilderment Protocol” has athletes spin in office chairs while solving Rubik’s cubes and reciting the alphabet backward in three languages. Equipment includes a Vertigo Vault with rotating walls, a tilting balance beam, and a professionally installed funhouse mirror gymnasium. Sessions cost $200, with merry-go-round group therapy and “Sensory Scramble Intensives.” “We’re preparing athletes for a world where directions are suggestions,” Biles said. A beta tester added, “I now assume I’m always upside-down. Yesterday I parallel parked doing a headstand.”