MrBeast launched Beast Bites, a premium carnivore snack line boasting kangaroo jerky, ostrich chips, and “ethically-sourced” zebra strips, alongside a $1 million challenge: 30 days eating nothing else. Twenty-four contestants were sealed in a monitored compound. “These aren’t just snacks—they’re a nutritional revolution,” MrBeast said, posing beside a meat mound shaped like his logo. His nutritionist was confident. “We didn’t anticipate the psychology of pure gamey proteins,” she added. By day three, supervisors noted “heightened territorial instincts.” Fitness TikToker Jake Morrison crouched behind furniture, guarding buffalo beetle bites and growling. Sarah Chen barricaded a bathroom with elk essence strips, communicating via hand smears on frosted glass. Utensils vanished. Packs formed. Discovery of a “premium vault” holding lion tartare bites and “mystery carnivore crumbles” triggered dominance rituals. “Classic pack dynamics—alphas, marking, chest-beating meat shares,” said emergency animal behaviorist Dr. Marcus Webb. MrBeast paused the challenge on day seven as contestants fashioned weapons and stalked security. “I draw the line at hunting camera operators,” he said. Survivors got “civilization reintegration smoothies.” Beast Bites still launches next month, now with warnings about “consumption limits” and “maintaining human social behaviors while snacking.”