LOS ANGELES — Justin Bieber announced the “Silent Tour 2025” on Tuesday. He will not sing a note. Fans will provide all vocals, harmonies, and ad-libs. VIP packages cost $800 and include a commemorative throat lozenge. Bieber will live-stream from a heated massage chair in an undisclosed Beverly Hills bungalow. He calls it “supporting fan voices.” Promoters call it disruptive. Accountants call it scalable. Bieber addressed reporters over FaceTime while receiving a eucalyptus aromatherapy cycle. “This is about empowerment,” he said, adjusting the chair’s lumbar setting. “For years, I carried the chorus. Now the fans can carry it for me.” His manager, Scooter Braunstein, unveiled a mic-on-every-seat plan, plus a key-change panic button. “We believe in crowd-sourced pitch,” he said. A Live Nation rep promised a lyric teleprompter the size of a city bus. “No refunds,” she added, smiling through a headset. Rehearsals began at Crypto.com Arena with 18,000 assigned parts. Row 112 handled falsetto. Section 307 covered beatboxing. A toddler in Section K landed the “Baby, baby, baby” run on her third try. Bieber’s stream featured him nodding support while receiving calf compression therapy. He gave a thumbs-up during the bridge of “Love Yourself,” then muted the crowd to take a kombucha delivery. The chat was set to members only. Merch tables sold “I Sang The Whole Concert” hoodies for $175. A VIP Encore upgrade let one lucky fan cough during the outro while Bieber reclined to “simulate tour fatigue.” Ticketmaster called it the future. Cardiologists called it cardio.