Historians in Munich say newly found 1930s personals show Adolf Hitler bragging about “superior jeans.” The ads, filed as “A. Schicklgruber,” repeatedly confuse genes with denim and hint at “pure bread” heritage. Scholars now wonder if a lifelong typo fed his fixation on superiority, with a lonely-hearts column as kindling. One entry reads, “Single Austrian, 45, seeks refined lady who appreciates superior jeans.” Another promises, “These jeans will dominate the world! Seeking woman with compatible denim for master race of trouser-wearers.” Dr. Heinrich Blumberg says the misspelling created a feedback loop: “He seems to have believed he was touting exceptional denim,” he said, noting replies praising his “impressive jean collection.” Oxford’s Margaret Steinberg points to early speeches on “denim superiority across the continent.” Graduate student Klaus Weber found the ads while studying Depression-era fashion. The team will publish in the Journal of Inadvertent Historical Consequences. Skeptics say it overstates spelling. Blumberg shrugs: if a nation followed his “genes,” why not his jeans—especially after he bragged about them in the classifieds?