IBIZA, Spain — Tom Morello has shelved the barricades for bottle service. The 61-year-old Rage Against the Machine guitarist now headlines Privilege as “DJ Tommy Rage,” dropping house remixes of his own protest anthems for crypto tycoons and reality stars. His four-on-the-floor “Killing in the Name” drew a standing ovation from three Kardashians and a pharma heir. “The machine makes incredible BPMs,” he said, adjusting diamond-encrusted headphones. “Also, it pays really, really well.” Witnesses say he’s embraced the island uniform: elaborate fedoras, infinity pools, and “revolutionary headbanging” clinics for supermodels. Influencer Skylar Bliss called a session “life-changing.” “True rebellion isn’t fighting the system,” she said. “It’s finding your authentic self at a 128 BPM drop, with aesthetic hair flips.” Club owner Ricardo Montoya extended his residency through 2026. “He makes our €500 bottle service feel revolutionary,” Montoya said. Morello now markets “luxury activism,” posting yacht meditations like “Raging against negative energy.” Former bandmates? “The real revolution happens on the dance floor,” he said. “World tours burn fuel. A stationary DJ booth saves the planet, one bass drop at a time.”